ASR: so Dr. Ishiiii
Plzzz explain what I am??
Raman to himself: how dare he to ask that
Poochna toh mujhe chahiye (i shud ask that)
Meri biwi hain (she is my wife)
Attitude to dekho is aadmi ka
Mere toh aas paas bhi nhi hain (he is not even near to me)
Aur yeh
ASR KAHIN KAA
Bas thoda lamba hain so what (only little bit tall)
Haaaan thoda slim bhi hain (yaa more thinner)
Haan toh yeh moti madraasan
Oooooppppssss
Ab toh dandi ( stick) madraasan ho gayi hain (now she has become stick madraasan)
But handsome toh main jyaada hu
Hain naa madraasan
Oye madraaasan sun naaa
Yeh meri awaaz madraasan tak pahuch kyu nhi rahi hain (right madraasan
Madraasan yaar listen naa
Why are you not answering hey why my voice not reaching upto madraasan)
Raman's soul: Mooh kholega tabhi toh awaaaz nikal kar madraasan tak pahuchegi (to let ur voice reach to her ears u need to open ur mouth)
Raman
Raman
Yeh kitni besuri awaaz kahaa se aa rahi hain (what a crowy voice)
Oh yeh toh devil's highness Shagun ki awaaz hain (oh this voice belongs to shagun)
Iss jaisi besharam aurat maine aaj tak nahin dekhi (i have not seen a shameless women like her)
Ghoom phir kar jab dekho iska raman puraan shuru ho jata hain
(Back to square one she ends at raman)
Raman : haaaan bhonk (yes bark)
Shagun: whatttt
Raman: bolllll (speak)
Before shagun speaks
ASR: anyways we will discuss later who am I
First you tell me
Why are u not wearing the dresses which i designed for you
They are designer wears princess and only one
Personally designed by ASR for his princess and look at you
Tumhe toh koi parwaah hi nahin hain (u dont care)
Ishita: nothing like that
But koi occassion toh ho
ASR : oh come on
Princess dont need ocassion to dress up
Fine we are going for dinner tonight
And u are going to wear that blue dress
Raman to himself: abe meri rani hain woh (she is my queen)
