sorry for the super long hiatus but i kinda forgot i even had a wattpad account somehow
normal: lance
bold and italic: keith
bold:hunk
italic:pidge
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mon 7:00 am
dude
pls answer
look i even triple texted for you
i swear if you dont answer
mon 7:02 am
well excuse me for getting ready for school and not having time to chat with someone who's insta is loveatfirstlance
mon 7:03 am
you're one to talk, knifeeeeeee
okay i have something to ask you
?
will u go out with me
mon 7:04 am
what's in it for me?
dating me is already a huge plus idk what ur on about
are you sure??
surer than you buttface
that's no way to talk to your boyfriend
mon 7:05 am
so that's a yes?
if you give me 20 pieces of garlic bread
mon 7:09 am
deal.
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"see pidge? he agreed."
"first of all, you seduced him with garlic bread. not your "devilishly handsome smokin' hot good looks."
"yeah, i'm with pidge on this one. until we see makin' out, the 20 pieces of garlic bread are mine."
both lance and pidge jumped at the sudden addition of a voice.
"hunk, ya ever heard that eaveSDROPPING IS RUDE?"
"i'm with hunk on this one."
"i agree with pidge."
"but you said you were with pidge the first time and she agreed with you and then you agreed with her and then you an-"
"if we're quick enough, he might not notice us walk away."
"1, 2, 3."
they both naruto ran right into keef. huh, it's almost like they were in a fanfic or something.
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cliff hanger cuz i gotta blast but i still wanna update
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i can get dick anytime i want 》 klance
قصص الهواةlance says that he can get with anyone he wants, so of course pidge bets that he can't get with keith.
