"I'm back my darling!" Stingy said with a evil feel to his oh so sexy voice.
"wait... that blood on you... is it...," you sniffed the air," OH NO!"
"I did kill that pink hair show off. "
"Meh, thats ok. I never liked her"
"oh i killed everone else yourwelcome."
"okay sexyboi thats oka- wait WHAT?"
" Yep in deedy. everone id D.E.D."
you shedded a single tear, not afraid to hide your feelings infront of oh lord smexy.
"Yep. ziggy, the black guy, the china girl. EVERYONE! Even Sportaguss or whatever his name is. "
"WHAT? NOT BLUE GUY! HE IS IN LOVE WITH PINK GIRL!" (who else thought that 'blue guy' and 'pink girl' loved each other when you were little kids?)
Stingy laughed a sexy one. "Mwah ha ha. I killed everybody."
"Oh did you now??"
"What-"
Airhorns were flown through the air.
"YOU DIDN'T KILL THE MEME LORD!"
"NOT ROBBY ROTTEN"
" WE ARE NUMBER ONEEEEEEEE"
With all of Robby's meme power, Stingy turned into a bunch of apples. You cried cuz you loved him.
bUT HEY! aS THEY SAY:
AN APPLE A DAY CEEPS THE STINGY AWAY!
*canned laughter plays*
The end or whatever.
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( crazy!Stingy X reader) Mine~
Romance(Y/N) is the sexiest thing in the word, according to Stingy
