Mom: do your chores before I come home, okay?
Me: okay
*3 hours later, hears the door being unlocked*
*Mom walks in drinking a bottle of water*
Mom: thE DISHES ARENT DONE, MY PLANTS ARENT WATERED, THE CLOTHES ARE STILL ON THE FLOOR
Mom: WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LIL SHIT!?!??! *starts to search house and finds me in my room*
Mom: found you, you lil shit
Mom: go do your chores
OH MY GOSH I CANT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂