i was sitting in my study writing my book
'life lessons from me'
it was a great story except i only had one sentence
'tumblr is best at night because its just benedict, at like 5-9pm its not benedict so its boring'
it was a goos start i decided i should just print it out and send it to the story company
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the next day i mailed it in the maily box and pottered off holme
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the next week i got a letter in the mail
HEllO evA
we enjoYED UR stoRIE AND wouLD LIKE it to get publiHSED we HopE U AREpleaAEsed WE arE
good WISHes no gooD LUCK
the company that publishes stories!!!!11111111111oneone
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i was walkin in TOwn ust POTTeriNG ABOUT AND i was looking at the bus that was going past
it has a POSTER or ADVERT saying nUMBER 1 BEST SELLER IN 1,000 COUNTtires
'life lessons from me' AND a biGG picture of meEE
I SKipped HOME!!11
IT TOOK me 3 hours
IT WAs worth it tho !!
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i got a phonecall from waterstores i thought it was borders until i remember they were closed down
they wanted me to do a sgning onf my BOOK
i was smiling insidethe phone and they were terifIED i giggled to myself and hung up
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the next day i put on my best suit no wait my best girlIE outfit which is a banana suit lol JOKES i wore a suit
i was sitting down and when i looked at thequeue it was over A MILE!!!!!!!111 I WAS CRYING my hand would be SorE1!!11
i signed benedicts and said goodbye and then i realised wait a minute THTS BENEDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 I WROTE MY BOOK ABOUT U BENEDICT
o sorry i forgot speech marks my grammar is quite bad i am sorry so sorry
ello benny butterfly OO sorry benedict how are u my darling angle oo i mean angel sorry u dont have a degrees are u 180 degrees sorry that could also mean ur on fire like hot hot but you kinda are anyway but ok benedict ill sign it again for u'
thnx eva i loved ur book now i know when to go on tumblr to look at pix of me!1!!1'
it was gr8 advice rite?!?!?!'
yip'
i need a lift home benny butterfly no sorry benster no sorry benedict'
its ok eva i mean eva i mean eve i mean evalgingong sorry i mean pop sorry i mean eva'
'its ok beneidtc soryry benedict sorry ben'
'do u want a piggy bACK ridE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eva no sory i mean sorry'
'sure thang sorry i mean thing'
'HOP ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!11'
'wat do u mean????? o.o'
'on my back eva god ur so stupid
i was crying rite now because benedictcalled mestupid and this made me SAD i cried and CRIED but he ujust went hehee eva u so silly and he went to greggs and bought me a cup cake
'thnx beendict sorry benedict. shall we go now????!???'
i hopped on his back and we ran onto a special track
it looked like it was for skateboards
ok eva U READY!?!??? benedict spoke into my shoe
yes beendict i spoke into his eye
AND WE WENT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO THE MOON
the moon is wonderful
its like a banana but its round and is a planet
benedict i want to stay here forEVER WITH U my darling honey pot
ok eva do u want to stay 5ever !! thts MORE than forveer !!???
yes beendict i do
i do do
i do d
i do
i d
...............................
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beneidtc
wats
i cant
breath
help me benedict
help me eva i cant breath either
lets die together
in space
not in water this time
that can be dangerous
espiecally if u hav cancer
goodbye world
good bye benedict
laterz eva
*THEY DIED IN SPACE TOGETHER LYIN IN EACH OTHERS HEADS*
~~the end~~
~hope u enoy~
i mean enjoy~~
