You just got a pair of fresh warm socks from the dryer. Of course they're mismatched!
But they are so warm and nice!
You walk into the kitchen and it is freezing!
But your feet are nice and warm thanks to your socks!
You stalk over to your fridge but as soon as you open it you feel a slight coldness on your left foot.
You glance down in horror!
You stepped in a small pool of water caused by ice that fell out of the freezer.
You are forced to quickly take of your wet sock cringing as your left foot hits the floor.
This day went from 100-0 real quick.
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