Once Upon A VIXX

competition

Hyuk: GOOD MORNING SOUTH KOREA!!!

Ken: its 9pm durh -.-

Hyuk: GOOD NIGHT SOUTH KOREA!!

Ravi: that sounds wrong man

N: shhhhh let Hyuk finish

Hongbin: ^^

Leo: ...

Hyuk: GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/NIGHT SOUTH KOREA AND ANY OTHER PLACES IN THIS UNIVERSE WHEREVER STARLIGHTS ARE!!! WE ARE SO PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO TODAY!! WE WILL HAVE A COMPETITION TODAY AND THAT ISSSSSSSSSSSS............ um manager, the drum rolls?

Manager: 0.0

Hyuk: *sighs* drum rolls please

Manager: oh...oh OH YA DRUM ROLLS *drum rolls*

N: WAIT WAIT WAIT LEMME TAKE MY BANANA MILK!!!

Leo: HAKYEON!! THE KITCHEN FLOOR IS SLIPPERY!! DONT RUN

Ken: Ravi please turn on the fan, the living room is hella hot

Ravi: okay

Hyuk: -.-

Hongbin: shhhhh guys let hyuk finish his words

Hyuk: alright. THE CONTEST ISSSSSSSS........... THE BOYFRIEND COMPETITIONNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Ken: UUUUUUUUUUUU *body rolls*

Hongbin: SHHHHHHHHHHH

N: ey why not :) come on who are the contestants of the boyfriend contest?

Hyuk: INTRODUCING THE CONTESTANTS!!! FIRST WE HAVE MR JUNG TAEKWOON

Leo: i did not sign for this -.-

N: aww Leo whyyy

Leo: *sighs*

Hyuk: NEXT WE HAVE MR KIM WONSHIK!!!! wait... where is Ravi hyung?

Ken: he went to sleep because its past 9pm

Hyuk: geez that guy always sleep. OKAY OKAY KEN WILL REPLACE RAVI. WE HAVE MR LEE JAEHWAN AS OUR NEXT CONTESTANT

Ken: OH YEAH IM A PROUD BOYFRIEND *tried to bro fist Leo*

Leo: *walks away*

Ken: *bro fists himself*

Hyuk: lasssttt BUT NOT LEAST..... INTRODUCING THE YOUNGEST, THE MIGHTIEST AND MOST MACHO BOYFRIEND EVER!!!!!! HE IS MR HAN SANGHYUK!!!!! WOOOO GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WOOHHHH

Hongbin: oi THATS NOT FAIR! YOU ARE THE MC!!!

Hyuk: no.

Hongbin: whyyyy??? You have never given me a chance to at least shine for you... YOU ARE ALWAYS THE TOP EVEN

Hyuk: no.

Hongbin: hmph. Fine.

Hyuk: WHO DO YOU THINK THE WINNER WOULD BE? COULD IT BE MR JUNG TAEKWOON? MR LEE JAEHWAN OR MR HAN SANGHYUK? WHO IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN VIXX? WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LETS GET THE GAMES STARTED

*war horn*

*competes for 24798526904280531 hours*

N: *breathes heavily* Leo, you can do this...... please make me proud...... Daeguni...... fighting!! *waves lightstick and banner*

Leo: ok ok staph.

Ravi: *comes out of his room* do your best, Jyani *yawns* tell me who is the winner tomorrow, okay? *goes back to sleep*

Ken: whatt?? You are not going to be here to cheer for me? T^T

Hongbin: hmph. I am here because I want to see if Hyuk wins.

Hyuk: you still mad, bean?

Hongbin: meh.

*competes for the last time*

Hyuk: we only have MR LEE JAEHWAN AND MR HAN SANGHYUK!! Who would be the winner????

N: LEOOO WHYYYYY?!?!?! *cries while clinging on Leo's leg* YOU SHOULD SHOOT IT RIGHT !!!!!! I CANNOT HANDLE THISSSS *cries harder*

Leo: shh dont cry -.-

*competes for the last time*

*rap battle*

Ken: *says nonsense in santoori* ARGHHHH I CANNOT DO THISSSS RAVI IS MORE PRO IN THISSSSS I CANNOT I CANNOT I KENNOTTTT *lies on the ground while crying*

Hyuk: *gives up rapping bcs he ran out of ideas* OK OK FINE NO ONE WINS THIS ROUND!!! I FUCKIN GIVE UP!!!

Manager: aww what

Hyuk: sorry manager-nim. SO THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY!! THANK YOU FOR ALL STARLIGHTS WHO HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS!! EVERYONE IN VIXX ARE GOOD BOYFRIENDS!! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF THIS COMPETITION AFTER 2.26467π YEARS!! BAHBAIII!!! hyung, how to turn off this camera?

N: oh ya.. Leo?

Leo: *sighs*