Cassian: *shakes Bodhi* Bodhi, what do you call the alternative ending of Rogue One?
Bodhi: Cassian...
Cassian: Rogue WON
Bodhi: Force dammit Cass it's 2 in the morning
Chirrut: *screaming from another room* DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
