New World ~{Rick x reader}~

~ Chapter 6 ~

Title: Great...

{(Y/N)'s P.O.V} (Tell me please in the comments, if I should write your name like Y/N or (Y/N). Thank you.)

"I'm not going to do that, are you crazy?" I asked Rick after I realized he was serious.

"Well, somebody's gotta to do it. Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Doll."

I looked at him as if he was crazy. Which was probably true.

"And they'll fall right out of mine. I've done this too many times. I mean, you're young. Y-y-you've got your whole life ahead of you. You got to do it for me, Doll. Y*BURP*-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt," he continued as he looked deeply into my eyes,"Come on, Doll. Please, you have to do it, (Y/N)."

"....Alright, I'll do it." I agreed with defeated sigh.

~ Time skip ~

'Fuck this, fuck this planet, fuck those seeds and fuck Rick and his great adventure.' I thought as I was exiting the bathroom at Intergalactic Customs. As I was walking to Rick I passed some aliens and overheard their conversation. Well at least part of their conversation, because the announcer is loud as fuck here.

"The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only." Said the announcer. 'The fuck does that even mean?'

"...So, I told him, 'give me the blimfarx,' you know? This, this guy he doesn't understand interstellar currency." Said one of the aliens.

"It's, like, I'm trying to eat a flimflam like, that's what we eat on Girvonesk." Said the other one. What the fuck are they talking about? What is this place?

"The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only." 'Yeah we get it, shUT UP!!' This announcer was getting on my nerves....I quickly made my way to Rick, who was waiting in one of the lines to get through the security.

"I don't like it here, Doll. I can't abide bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?" He asked me immediately as I came to him.

"Yeah, Rick. Let's just get this over with, okay? I mean, these things are pointy. They aren't exactly comfortable, you know?" I told him with deadpan expression.

"That means they're good ones. You're a good kid, (Y/N). Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work. You've been a huge help to me. I'm gonna be able to do a-*BLURP*-all kind of things with them. It's gonna be great. A-*BLURP*-all kinds of science." 'I'm not a kid...' Was the only thing I had in my mind after Rick's speech.

Suddenly it was our turn, we came closer to the weird bug looking alien, who was by the security machines.

"Ok, next through, except you," he said as he stopped me, "you go over there." He pointed at some even weirder looking machine.