Living room
"Now kids where was I?" 50 year old yoongi asked his two kids while grabing his bowl of noodles and sitting down. His kids following his movements.
"Uncle tae and you were fishing out men with the have you met yoongi? technique" Taemin said with a slight tone of excitement of learning stories of his favourite Uncle.
"Ah yes well Taehyung had just grabed me and showed me the guy who he was eyeing this whole time...."
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"What? No, we're not playing "Have Ya Met yoongi!" Yoongi said raising his voice slightly.
To late taehyung has already tapped a man shoulder and ran away laughing not before saying the few words that would ruin his day.
"Have you met yoongi?" Teahyung deep voice echoed slightly as he ran off to the wash room.
"No.. i haven't" the man said with a seduced seductive look in his eyes. Yoongi groaned slightly.
"Hi im Yoongi" Yoongi said awkwardly
"luhan"
"Thats a nice name"
"Its Thai" he said laughing at yoongi's face
"Kids for the first time your uncle taehyung was right."
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"I've had a long day, my eyes could be playing tricks on me - but it almost
looks like you're cooking."Jin said walking up to his husband.
"I am. You've been taking care of hyper- active kindergartners all day. So now I'm taking care of you." Namjoon said smiling while hoilding a near to broken frying pan.
"Oh, you're the best. It was finger- painting day." Jin said taking of his pink jacket and turning around
Only to see a small blue child handprint
On his ass
"Did someone touch your ass?" Namjoon said frowning slightly
Justin seagull He's a very advanced little boy." He said rolling his eyes " I could really use a shower." He said smiling at namjoon
"You go ahead. I'll propose the feast " namjoon flinched and catched his words. "I mean prepare the feast." Laughing slightly while shaking
Jin heads to the bathroom as namjoon studies the recipe
"Hey, sweetie? If the recipe says cinnamon and we don't have cinnamon,
can I use nutmeg!?" Namjoon shouted to his husband
"Sure, I guess." Jin replied
"Sweetie, where's the nutmeg?" Namjoon once again asked
"On the spice-rack." Jin said about to get to the bathroom only to hear a scream
"Baby? Baby? Whats wrong namjoon!-" jin shouted stoping mid sentence frowning
"WHY DID YOU EAT THE CINNAMON?!?!?!" Jin said his face flushed red with anger and embarrassment
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Yoongi sat next to luhan. Sweat cascading down his back he finally decide to carry on with there conversation.
"Here's how it breaks down: I'm 27 now. I'll make partner at my rapping firm
by 30, so that's when I'll start looking. It'll take two years to meet
Him or her, that's 32. We date for a year, and at 33, I propose. Then you need a year to book a room and a decent band. That puts me married at 34. So, yeah, marriage is the furthest thing from my mind right now." Yoongi said ramblings on about his life
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How I Met Your Father //Yoonmin - Under Editing
Fanfiction"Okay. You guys are old enough. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I met your father." "Heard it." "Are we being punished or something?" "no" "is this going to take a while?" "yes" A father named Yoongi recounts to his two children, through a...
