No I wasn't. I was tagged. Thank you to Snowflake_Reading for tagging me and for the drumroll. *stares off into distance*
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*sheds tear*
I'm honored.
Let's get right to it.
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1. Abby. Or peaches. But this is not about that.
2. My eyes sparkle like the Hudson River. They are the magnificent color of most doors. Dirt is envious of their beauty.
3. My hair is mess colored right now.
It's actually brown.
4. I love jokes that deal with: •People pretending people wearing camo are invisible •Calling random animals weird looking dogs •Severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects •Severely underestimating the size of something •Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming in disbelief at minor details in the background •Inappropriate units (forty-five miles per cell phone, twelve sand) •When everyone except one person is in on these jokes
5. Black like my soul and the lungs of smokers
6. There's a faraway place, so the stories all tell, somewhere beyond the horizon. If we can get there then all will be well, for troubles there are few. Someday we'll go to Salla Sallew.
I'm really sorry for any spelling mistakes but my hand really hurts because I took a three hour exam today and had to write it all by hand. So please excuse that. Thanks again for tagging me, snowflake!
