Fan girls: squealing "is that the famous Harry Potter"
Harry: does hair flip but it goes in his mouth and he starts coughing
Draco: face palms "back off muggles he's mine"
Voldemort: "hm try again he's mine I marked him when he was one"
Draco: jaw drops and mumbles under breath " pedo"
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter crack
Randomlol late night and a Harry Potter marathon has lead me to this.
