How To Do The Uncle Sam

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First of all, you need to make sure you are a dancing cactus, not a sneezing cactus.

2) Hold your arms out in front of you.

3) Make sure you are standing up.

4) Do a squat, making sure your arms are still in front of you.

5) Do two more squats.

6) Keep your arms out in front of you.

7) Move your feet a ton,

8) say, "Look at mah feet bay-by, looks like I have four. Like an animal!"

9) Move your feet a ton more.

10) Get kicked out of the audition.

~Cat ~ poop (the cat is pooping in the corner)

Uzayr poop 💩💩👹👺👹👺👹develyn

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 22, 2014 ⏰

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