Maya's Phone
666-035-1199 : What it be! 😎
Maya : WHO IS THIS?!
666-035-1199 : Its Riley who else
Maya : HOW DID YOU GET IN MY PHONE!?
CREEP : Are you serious?
Maya : Oh...WHAT DO YOU WANT!!
CREEP: YOU 😉
Maya : NO GO AWAY!
CREEP : OH MY GOD
Maya : WHAT?
CREEP : nothing your just hot
Maya : IM GOING TO BLOCK U
CREEP : WAIT!
Maya : WHAT IS IR NOW!
CREEP : Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Maya : No but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell...
CREEP : wait what
Maya : *internal shrieking*
CREEP : I may not be a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
Maya : I can picture me bashing you in the head with a frying pan.
CREEP : I'm pretty your cute together we'd be pretty cute.
Maya : Pretty cute till I bash your head in with a frying pan.
CREEP : I don't have a library card but do u mind if I check you out?
Maya : Do u mind if I check you in?
CREEP : ??
Maya : into the hospITAL AFTER I BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH A FRYING PAN
CREEP : DAMN GIRL IM TRYING TO BE SMOOTH
Maya : WELL ITS NOT WORKING
CREEP : DAMMIT
Maya : CREEP
CREEP : I AM NOT A CREEP
Maya : Did you just?
CREEP : Yes I did
Maya : HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE
CREEP : YOUR SISTER INVITED US OVER
Maya : WHAT?!
CREEP : well she invited Row over.
CREEP added Rowboat to chat.
Rowboat : RILES WATS GOOD
CREEP : ROW WATS GOOD
Maya : Kill me pls
Rowboat : Riley why is your screen name CREEP
Maya : CAUSE SHE'S A CREEP
CREEP : YEA I AM
Rowboat added Sabasorus to chat.
Sabasorus : I was summoned
Rowboat : SUP SHORT STACK
CREEP : OOOOOO
Maya : DAMN
Sabasorus : Maya u do realize your as short as me right?
Maya : ...
CREEP : OH DAAAAAMMMN
Rowboat : SHE GOOTT YOUU
CREEP changed Sabasorus's and Maya's Screen Names
Short_stack_of_maya : HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Short_stack_of_Sabby : WITCH CRAFT
CREEP : A FARKLE
Rowboat : THE FARKLE
Short_stack_of_maya : what the fuck is a FARKLE
CREEP added The Genius to chat.
The Genius : Yes Riley
CREEP and Rowboat has left this chat.
Short_stack_of_maya : ....
Short_stack_of_Sabby : ....
The Genius : ....
Short_stack_of_maya : Are you a FARKLE
Short_stack_of_Sabby : Are you The FARKLE
The Genius : LADIES
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So this was worth it.
-The King 😋✌
