Special Chappie 4

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Last na last na last nalang talaga! XD

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Kyliee's POV

Hi everyone! ako nga pala si Kyliee Abigail Marano Bolick! Im 4 years old! I live in Skip nalang natin yan! baka pahanap niyo pa  bahay namin! jowwwwk! Im the daughther of the Great Kapitana of the Lady Spikers Mommy Abi and The most Gwapo in the Green archers My father Daddy Payatot! My my told me to call him that way! anyways! my Mom and dad taught me  how to be a good girl.

Mom has lots of W.O.W while dad has lots of Pa-lu-sot.


I have Great Tita's They call themselves "BULLIES" They are the most coolest, pretty, hot and sexy (tinuruan lang po ako nila-___-) Tita's on the whole wide world! They are tita Mika, Tita Ara, Tita Cienne, Tita Carol and BodyGuard KIM! hihi ^_^


Tita Mika: Kylieee!


Me: Tita! (hugged Mika)


Tita Ara: Kyliee! will teach you how to become a bully!!


Me: really really? yey! dream come true!


Tita Cienne: naman! sit down baby! will teach you how.


Me: ok ok!


Tita Carol: Pwedeng mag tagalog mga bakla? haleeeer! dugo nose aketch!


Tita Mika: Che! kyliee? do you understand tagalog?


Me: opo! i was born here in the philippines! Nakakaintindi talaga ako! duuuh!


Tita Carol: Halalooo! Bully kana agad baby ah!


Tita Kim: ituloy niyo na kaya  yung sasabihin niyo -____- puro kayo satsat!


Tita Mika: oh! menopause kananaman kim? nako nako! malala nayan!

Tita Kim: potek!


Me: whats Po-tek?


Tita Cienne: Hala ka kim! tinuruan mo ng kabalastugan!


Tita Ara: Um Po-tek? um ano...yung MUD! tama! MUD! hehe


Me: haha!ok? I thought Mud  is Putik? its Po-tek pala! ok ok!


Tita Carol: Moving on.  To be a Bully You have to be Alert!



Me: Alert?


Tita Mika: yes baby Alert! bakit? kasi dapat laging ready yung pranks mo. katulad ngayon! tignan mo ha! (sinipa yung stool na inuupo'an ni kim)


Tita Kim: Araaaay! (nasubsub sa sahig)



Kyliee: Oh! ok ok! i wanna try!



kinuha ko yung water jug ko. inopen ko ito saka ko binuhos kay tita kim! ^___^ hihi



Tita Ara: good Job baby!

Tita Cienne: tsk tsk. Kawawang Kim. 



Kyliee: sorry Tita kim!



Tita Kim: O-ok lang.



Kyliee:  whats the next step?


Tita Ara: 2nd and last step. Wag magpapahuli. Like this! (binatukan  si kim secretly and bumalik sa upuan nito)


Tita Kim: SINONG GUMAWA NON?

Tita Ara: Ganun!

Kyliee: ok ok!

Tita Carol: and now! your officially a graduate of Bullies Kindergarten! continue spreading the love of being a bully!

Tita Cienne: tsssssssaaaaaaaaaaar! straight english! dugo ilong ko men!


(kararating lang ni aby at robert sa bahay nila)


Aby: Babbby!

Kyliee: hi mom! *kiss sa cheeks* Hi dad! *kiss sa cheeks*

Robert: awwe :) sweet ng baby namin!

Aby: hi Bullies!

Bullies: Hi DYOWSAAAAA!

Kyliee: Mom, Dad, why is that your shoes have so Po-tek?

kanya kanya nang takas ang bullies. Eh pano ba kasi sila yung nag turo kay kyliee! haha!)



Aby: baby! thats a bad word! saan mo natutunan ni-- BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!



(hindi pa nakakalabas ng pinto ang bullies)

Bullies: PEACE! *peace sign*

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Nosebleed po ako kay kyliee! haha! ^-^

More Kyliee on book 2 guys! ^__^ starting today! mag uud na po ako ng book 2 cheers! hihi!

last na po talaga to!

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