He : Can I buy you a drink?
She : Actually, I'd rather have the money.
He : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She : Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
He : Go on. Don't be shy, Ask me out.
She : Okay, Go out.
BOOOM PANESXZ! HAHAHAHAHA
He : I think I could make you very happy.
She : Why? Are you leaving?
He : Shall we go see a movie?
She : I have already seen it.
He : Where have you been all my life?
She : Hiding from you.
He : Haven't I seen you some place before?
She : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Ayos ba ung english? HAHAHAHA
Tagalog na next UD! Baka kasi manosebleed kayo e. HAHAHAHA
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