While wiping down the windows, Levi couldn't resist the smell of freshly sprayed Windex.
After wiping down the windows, Levi wanted to clean more. He NEEDED more Windex. He NEEDED that refreshing smell.
He started to smell the sprayer of the Windex. He sighed in relief. He finally got another whip of that Windex.
He began to smell it more, and more. He realized that this was a VERY dangerous relationship (Literally) but that can't stop his love.
10 minutes later
"HOLY CRAP, CAPTAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR WINDEX BOTTLE??!!" Eren shouted as he walked in the room.
Levi stopped his make-out session with the Windex Bottle. He turned towards Eren with a surprised look on his face. "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, BRAT!!" Levi shouted ferociously.
"Excuse him, now it's just me and you baby girl..." Levi ever so creepily softly spoke to the Windex bottle.
At Lunch
"Hey Levi!How's the bottle doing??!!" Jean shouted. "Shut the hell up before I back hand slap you." "Sorry Corporal..."
