OKIE SO DIS IS THE MASH UP STORY OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGGIES AND THE BIG BAD WOLF WITH THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD :D
Once upon a time dere wus three little pigs called Mia, Fluffer, and Jasmine. They were best friends with two girls who wore a red cape and hood, they were called Victoria, and Camila.
The little red riding hoods planned a surprise for the three little piggies. They packed there baskets filled with cookies, cupcakes, fruits, berries, and pies and headed into the Forrest.
Victoria: Dere ish so many berries around here.. Can we pick a few more?
Camila: Yeah, they eat a lot so pick as many as you can on the way there.
They walked midway into the Forrest and hear a bush rustle in the distance. Camila took a small knife out of her pocket of the cape and slowly walked to the bush. Victoria walked slowly behind her and peered over the bush.
Thao: RAWR! BOO!
Sufna: GIMMIE ALL UR CUPCAKES AND PIES!
Thao: AND DEM COOKIES.
Camila/Victoria: *Looks at them up and down then walks away*
Sufna: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?
Thao: I got a better idea! Follow me..
Sufna: Okie..
The two little wolves waddle away while trailing the two girls at the same time.
(Piggies house)
Fluffer: I'm so hungry.. ;-;
Mia: I CANT FIND MY RED BOW! ;0;
Jasmine: *Unresponsive she's asleep* -0-
Fluffer: Your red bow is next to my booty..
Mia: Oh. Thanks..
Fluffer: We got no friends to eat with except the little red riding hoods..
Mia: We haven't heard from them for a while now..
Jasmine: *Toots* hehe
Mia/Fluffer: EWWW!
(Back to the forrest)
Camila: Maybe those wolves were babies trying to get food..
Victoria: They looked fluffy ._.
Victoria/Camila: *Stumbled upon a sign*
Left sign: Forrest full of weirdos and scary ass trees 💩
Right sign: To the village of piggies!
Camila/Victoria: *Swaps the signs* Lets go right.
(Dem wolves)
Thao: Hah! They are headed to the village of piggies! Lets go left!
Sufna: No! Right is always right!
Thao: No! Left is always left!
Sufna: *Pushea Thao down the hill and slides into the Forrest*
Thao: WE ARE GONNA DIE IN THIS SCARY ASS FORREST TUPID.
Sufna: No we aren't.. Cause guess who walked this trail..?
Thao: *Sees Victoria picking berries* Ohhh...
