1. ask her out

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Bold: Andrew
Underlined: Sam

"Hey dude you should ask her out."

"Why the hell would I do that?"

"I don't know...maybe because she's frickin hot and it's summer so you won't meet her again."

"Oh."

"Oh? Just 'oh'?!"

"Jeez ok Sam. Give me a minute to get ready though."

"It's a girl. You've had five girlfriends this year, do you really have to get ready?"

"Yeah...um...can I go now?"

"Since when was I holding you back bro. Get on with it! Touch her ass and tell me how it feels."

"Thanks. Of course I will."

"Dude get the hell up! It's a Starbucks barista, what's wrong with that?"

"I don't know...she looks intimidating."

"Really? She's just a dark haired girl with blue eyes and fair skin that's so frickin hot that I just wanna--"

"Uh ok TMI."

"Now get in line! By the way, can you get me a chai latte?"

"Sure, Sam. Sure."

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