The Best Of Issa Twaimz

14.

The Roll Call Song (Lyrics)

Ms. Wigglebottom: Hello class my name is Ms. Wigglebottom and I'm going to be taking roll today, ehemmm, Issa Twaimz?
Issa: Here.
Ms. Wigglebottom: Gertrude?
Gertrude: *makes magical horse noises*
Ms. Wigglebottom: Patricia?
Patricia: *makes magical unicorn noises*
Ms. Wigglebottom: Tony?
Tony: I'm here, hello!
Ms. Wigglebottom: The gang is all here for today's class, The Roll Call Song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

Issa: My name is Issa, yeah, but you can call me Twaimz and I'm the ba-a-adest bitch so please don't get in my way and you can stare all you want, news flash, pictures last longer
Hey you wanna play a game of whose eyebrows are stronger? Yes please! L-l-a-m-a that's me
Wanna get with me no thanks I'll pass. Got 2 new friends full of sass. Wanna talk shit? They'll kick your ass. Gay or straight I fly first class and hold your grudge and please just judge 'cause hush hush hush blush blush blush I am now my big fat crush.

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

Gertrude: My name is Gertrude, yeah, and I don't mean to be rude but I'm the hottest horse and I got an attitude, oops, and all these horses hate while I eat my hay but it's okay you're ugly now watch me gallop away..

Patricia: My name's Patricia, yeah, and I don't need no mista because I got my best friend Gertrude
Gertrude: Yup
Patricia: She is my sista
Gertrude: That's true
Patricia: I'm Bad bitch one she's bad bitch two don't forget Twaimz he's number three
I'm a unicorn I'll take your throne. Wanna meet our dad he's number four. Do some math put us together Gertrude plus Patricia. We're hot and everything you're not HASHTAG GERTRICIA

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

Tony: *says in Arabic accent* My name is Tony, yes, and I'm the father of Twaimz
Issa: Hey!
Tony: I'm better than the Kardeeshen 'cause they are lamez. I don't play games, no, I watch Arabic TV, uh huh, I put you on pause and put me on repeat, let's get it now. T-O-N-Y tony tony I'm a hot dad with a pony pony. Think I'm fake? I am no phony, I'm the winner. Where's my trophy? I'm so stunning am I wrong? I might as well have my own song. Happy Tony, Sad Tony, Mentally Disturbed Tony

Issa: Roll call! Issa Twaimz. G and P, the one and only Tony and if you seem to disagree then stop, don't talk to me and if you aren't a wannabe then prove them wrong sing along to The Roll Call Song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

•YouTube Video: THE ROLL CALL SONG

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