Clay's two brains

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Clay's left brain:*sees Macy*Here comes a female,here comes a female. Puff your chest out,take your phone and check your e-mail. Our evelutinary purpose is repopulate so lets gather data and see if she's a possible mate
Clay's right brain:Holy fu*k I think she might be the one! There's something about her! I just cant describe it!
Clay's left brain:*sigh*............TITS!
Clay's right brain:I am the Earth she is glorious Sun! I want her to trust me and I want her to...how do I say this? SIT ON MY FACE! COME SIT ON MY FACE!....and let me put my head between your boobs!
Macy:*leaves*

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