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Question: Lolololol Akaashi XDHow 'bout this then :3

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Question: Lolololol Akaashi XD
How 'bout this then :3

Bokuto-san or Pain-in-the-ass-Kuroo-san

milk or juice

IwaOi or BokuAka (huehuehue)

Gay or Lesbian (sorry)

Fall of a cliff or Die with Bokuto in a bed (lolololol)

Explain why, Akaashi-san!

I'm so sorry for asking too much (its ok if u dont answer this)
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Thanks for the questions!

I will defenitely have Bokuto-san over Kuroo-san. First of all, he's my teammate. He's a closer friend of mine than Kuroo-san.

Like I said before, he's my BEST-CLOSE FRIEND.

Milk or juice?

I don't really know... I could say I like both? I prefer water, though.

IwaOi? BokuAka?
What do these mean?
I'm sorry for not being able to answer a lot of things...

I'll search for this wait...

-×-×-×-×-STORY TIME-×-×-×-×-

'IwaOi is first...' I clicked the Internet app and waited for the Google search bar to appear. Once it did, I typed the unusual 'word' and before I entered, I was even more confued by what most people searched with this 'word'.

"IwaOi smut? IwaOi lemon? IwaOi BLCD? IwaOi angst? IwaOi fluff? What are these...?"

I just shrugged them off and pressed enter.

I scrolled the results and found out that most of then were stories.

I clicked the first result that came out.

It read, "IwaOi Lemons"

I was honestly curious as to what 'lemons' are.

It was an average length story as I continued to read.

I found out that the 'word' was made of both Iwaizumi-san' and Oikawa'san's names.

Once I got somewhere in the middle, I wished I never even tried to read what lemons are...

I was horrified.

WHY WERE THEY HAVING SEX?!

IT WAS TERRIFYING.

I tried reading the other ones and found out that lemons, smut, doujinshis, and BLCD isn't good at all.

Fluff and angst are good, though.

NOT THAT I AGREE WITH BOTH OIKAWA-SAN AND IWAIZUMI-SAN DATING!

Then I came back to the question.

"BOKUAKA."

I tried to think who could possibly be these unlucky people this time?

In the end, I just searched it, my hand, shaking from worry, imagining myself part of this mess.

Once I searched it, I paled.

"IT'S ME... AND BOKUTO-SAN?!"

I tried to see every result and I saw a lot of lemons, smut, fluff, angst, soulmate AUs, and a lot more...

I checked the pictures and I was so disturbed.

"I'LL PICK NONE FOR EVERYONE'S GOOD."

-×-×-×-×-END-×-×-×-×-

I'll pick neither... Sorry.

Gay or lesbian?
I'll choose both.
I respect everyone, no matyer what gender they are, who they like, they're still people. We should learn how to respect one's opinions.
#PRIDE

FALL OFF A CLIFF?!
DIE WITH BOKUTO ON A BED?!

Is suicide an option? If yes, then that.

Why? Falling off of a cliff is defenitely NOT how I want to die.

Neither is being with Bokuto on bed.

So I'd rather slit my wrists or just hang myself.

It's fine! You can still ask more, actually!

Thank you ver much once again.

Akaashi out.

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