Wordplay jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Q: What kind of lion never roars?
A: A dandelion!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrr!
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."
