The difference between your dance friends and your non-dance friends (split edition):
*goes into split*
Me: Can you sit on my back? I'm so close to my center, I just need to be an another inch lower!
Non-dancer friend: No, I'm going to hurt you! Now, let's do something that's actually fun, like makeup or going shopping, not stretching and dance!
Dance friend: Only if you promise to give me a really deep heel stretch!
A/N: Should I do more of these?