Meh- Okay this is a lot so imma just summon everyone or something... :P
*summons ppl*
Ash Trip Dawn Paul Drew James Jessie Serena Clemont May Misty Melody Iris Cilan Gary Prof Oak Nurse Joy Brock Giovanni Delia Prof Sycamore Silver Man (Anime) Alain Mairin Max
(This is a lot of people so I'll summon them when I feel like it lol. For now I'll just summon the people in the dare or people I want to react to this stuff)
Meh- HELLOO EVERYONE! I AM YOUR HOST AND I LIKE FOOD. NOW, WE SHALL MOVE ON WITH THE DARESSSSS!
Paul- Are you mental?
Meh- Yes child.
Meh- NOW, ASH.
Ash- huh?
Meh- YOU MUST DO DNA TESTS ON ALL OF THESE GROWN MEN TO SEE WHO UR DADDY IS.
Ash- ... I don't have a daddy...
Trip- Of course you do you dolt! We all do.
Ash- Okay... but how?
Paul- Do we really have to get into this?
Ash- Okay but can't I just ask people?
Drew- That's what a DNA test is for.
Ash- Ehhh okay. *runs over to The Pokémon Center*
Nurse Joy- WHAT DO YOU WA- oh... teeheehee hi Ash...
Ash- I need a DNA test so I can figure out who my daddy is!
Nurse Joy- That's going to cost some money.
Meh- *slips money in his pocket* You're welcome small potato...
Ash- I am not a small potato...
Nurse Joy- Okay so... gimme some money and I'll call a bunch of adult men to do stuff. 😙 TEHEHEHHE
Ash- *Gives her the money*
Meh- *summons some of the adult men*
All Men- Huh?
Giovanni- Ugh, what am I doing here? I had some very important business to attend to...
