Meet the Duncan's

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Bob Duncan is a 41 year old man who doesn't like kids but had 5 of them anyway. He is an exterminator and owns the company "Bobs Bug's Be Gone" and likes to listen to Mariah Carey on the way to work. Likes to say  "Yeee" to his kids after they poop on the floor.

 All you need to know is that Bob's stupid looking soccer wife is Amy Duncan

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 All you need to know is that Bob's stupid looking soccer wife is Amy Duncan. 40 years old and continues to have a ridiculous haircut and a ridiculous amount of children. Always negative about her son's actions and always positive on pregnancy tests. She has exactly 100 cardigans in her closet and is apart of the PTA meetings. Always serves Dino nuggets for dinner just so she can relate to memes. Has non existent eyebrows.

 Has non existent eyebrows

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PJ is the oldest of the 5 ugly Duncan children.He has awful band with his retarded friend Emmit. PJ has a meme page that is filling with Shrek memes which has 2 followers (Bob and Amy Duncan) Wonders why he hasn't killed himself after 20 years on this planet. He had a girlfriend named Skyler but she made him sad and depressed. PJ has blond hair and blue eyes which is why he wants to drown himself in the blue water. Loves his mama.

 Loves his mama

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Theodora (Teddy) Rebecka Duncan is the second oldest Child in the sad Duncan family.  Listens to Taylor Swift and wears mom shirts. She thinks she is cool wearing rock earrings but people just make fun of her. Teddy has a boyfriend named Spencer but he is actually gay and has a crush on Bob. She likes to have tons of books so people think she is good and smart but just throws them away after reading one page. Teddy does not know how to braid hair but tries and fails miserably every time.

 Teddy does not know how to braid hair but tries and fails miserably every time

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Gabe is the middle child that no one caress about. He is 14 and hates his parents. Game is emo but still loves to watch Victorious. Gets in trouble everyday and loves to prank Mrs.DaBnEy. He secretly has a secret crush on Mrs.DaBnEy but she is a old woman. Gabe is afraid to express his love to mr.DaBnEy but is scared she will tell his mommy.

DaBnEy but is scared she will tell his mommy

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Charlie is the 4th Duncan child and loves to rip her unicorn dolls pretending it was Amy. Yes that is right you heard it (Or saw it) Amy. Not mom or Mommy or Mama... Amy. Charlie hates her mom so much she wishes she was dead.

 Charlie hates her mom so much she wishes she was dead

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Ugh. FINALLYYYY There is this Ugle baby Toby. Looks like a devil child just like his mom. Don't really care about him

 Don't really care about him

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