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signs as Rap Monster quotes

Aries: (while twerking) "Something keeps dangling."

Taurus: "That shit cray."

Gemini: "When you get to eat ramen after feeling really really hungry, that's happiness."

Cancer: "What the flower."

Leo: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, and that horse is J-Hope."
(^^i'm-- *chokes*)

Virgo: "I'm the best dancer in Bangtan."

Libra: "I wore his underwear 22 times approximately."

Scorpio: "You got no jams."

Sagittarius: "If you want something broken, I'll break it for you."

Capricorn: "I have to talk to my mother about this first."

Aquarius: "Even my shit smells like jasmine."

Pisces: "I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."

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