Chaining the Avengers (ooh, kinky. -Loki)

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Q: If you had to choose any Avenger to chain up for a day, which would it be?

P.S. You can't hurt them and they can't hurt you.

*huffs* I cannot hurt them there is no point, but to answer the question I would choose...Thor. That stupid oa-

Thor: M-Me?! Brother why do you hate me so?

Loki:.....I did not know I had an audience... *chains Thor up and thinks* Well, I cannot harm you physically, but....Mentally, it never says anything about that *evil grin* Thor, oh dearest /brother/.

Thor: *pouts* what?

Loki: What's three plus three?

Thor: three plus three.... three plus.....three.....

Loki: add them.

Thor: uhm..

Loki: ONE PLUS ONE, TWO PLUS FIVE, THREE PLUS THREE!!

Thor: AHHH, STOOOOOOP THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!

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