•|ROGURA|• >Rogue X Kagura<

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Yuki: Oh! This is a nice ship! Rogura, which is a ship between Rogue and Kagura!

Sting: *smirks* Now who has explaining to do Rogue?

Rogue: Who is she again?

Yuki: She's from Mermaid Heel, the girl that now owns Yukino's life.

Rogue: Now I remember.

Natsu: So, do you like her?

Rogue: Never spoke to her.

Wendy: This ship is kawa-

Cobra: DON'T SAY IT!

Wendy: C-cute!

Cobra: Good, and I guess this ship is ok?

Gajeel: I don't ship it, they've never spoken to each other. At least I don't think they ever did.

Laxus: Don't ship it.

Sting: Ship it!

Natsu: Ship!

Rogue: Don't ship!

Mira: This is my first line in this chapter!

Yuki: YOU BROKE IT MIRA!

Mira: Broke what?

Yuki: THE FOURTH WALL!

Natsu: *counts the walls* There are more than four though, and none of them are broken!

Yuki: Idiot! I mean that wall! *points to a broken wall that's now revealing all the readers*

Everyone (Except Yuki): WHAT THE HECK?!

Mira: I'm so sorry!

Yuki: Now I have to fix it again... *walks over to the wall and starts gluing it back together*

---A little while later---

Yuki: There! All fixed!

Mira: I will never do that again...

Sting: So Rogue, you don't like Kagura?

Rogue: Nah

Yuki: My ship is sinking... *starts to tear up* I'm not crying... not at all...

Laxus: You made her cry Rogue!

Rogue: I mean, uh, yeah! I totally like her!

Yuki: I don't believe you...

Sting: What can he do to make you believe him?

Yuki: *sniff* Kiss her.

Rogue: I'M NOT DOING THAT!

Yuki: *starts crying again*

Rogue: Ugh! Fine!

Yuki: Yay! She should be here any second now!

Rogue: You told her to come before we started?!

Yuki: Yep!

Kagura: *walks in* Hello.

Rogue: Uh, sorry about this by the way. The little girl wouldn't stop crying until I agreed.

Kagura: What are you talking abou-?

Rogue: *kisses her*

Kagura: *slaps him* WHAT THE HELL?!

Natsu: NO CUSSING! THERE'S CHILDREN HERE KAGURA!

Kagura: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID CHILDREN!

Yuki/Wendy: *start crying*

Cobra: Great, now they're both crying!

Gajeel: This is you're fault Lightbulb!

Sting: How is it my fault?

Gajeel: That question you asked him started this entire mess!

Sting: Right... wait? DON'T CALL ME LIGHTBULB YOU OVER SIZED METAL HEAD!

Gajeel/Sting: *start fighting*

Yuki/Wendy: *crying*

Kagura: *beating up Rogue*

Rogue: *trying to run away*

Natsu: *joins in Sting and Gajeel's fight*

Laxus/Cobra/Mira: *watching them*

Mira: This was...

Laxus: Eventful?

Cobra: More like chaotic...

Mira: *nods*

Laxus: Well, I'll end it before things get even worse... thanks everyone for reading. I hope you enjoyed this... chaos...?

Mira: You're bad at this.

Laxus: What did you just say?

Mira: You're bad at this.

Mira/Laxus: *fighting*

Cobra: Am I the only sane one here?

Yoru: *walks through door* Yuki! I got your- WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

Cobra: *shrugs*

Yoru: Ugh... Well, what was supposed to be happening?

Cobra: *explains to her*

Yoru: Ah... Well, thanks for reading everyone! I hope you enjoyed and see ya!

Mira: See Laxus! That's how you're supposed to do it!

Laxus: SHUT UP!

Mira/Laxus: *keep fighting*

Cobra/Yoru: Bye!

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