Okay, so you have chosen to not listen and to read this book. I admit you did right to break my rules. Reverse psychology is a classic trick that makes people do the opposite of what you say because they want to rebel or they are curious. In this case, it's probably both. By reading this book, I'm not calling you weak or anything because you couldn't fight curiosity. I think curiosity is a great thing, as long as it's not too powerful!
Let's start on what this book is actually about.
Do Not Read This Book will contain short stories, jokes, and advice for random situations. It is like three books in one!
Now, let's get started! ☺☺☺
