guys
i have a c r u s h
and i hate it—
SO MUCH BECAUSE MY IRL FREN TEASES ME
AND GUESS WHAT
WE'RE "MARRIED"
AND THERE'S ALSO A STUPID PAPER THAT MY IRL FREN CREATED AND MADE SLAM AND QUEENS SIGN IT
WITHOUT KNOWING THAT IT'S A "MARRIAGE CONTRACT"
AND IT'S NOT VALID BECAUSE I DIDN'T SIGN IT
AND HE ALSO DIDN'T SO
and also guess when we got "married"
yes
valentine's day
