Friends and I: *talking*
Derek: *makes a sexist joke about girls*
Me: *le huff* y'know what? I'm gonna have a BF.
Owen: what's a 'BF'?
Me: A B*TCH FIT IM GONNA HAVE A B*ITCH FIT
Caleb: *backs away slowly* ooohhhkkkaaaaaaay
Me: lol jk mudafahkah
