PEACHES / PWJ

you have new messages! +5

A FOR ARTS!
you, meanhwi, saucelin, baejin, aera,
peehoon, shin ah

YOU:
remind me again why the hell a stampede of bulls came crashing in my house at 9am

MEANHWI:
because jinyoung wasn't home

YOU:
u could've called hiM??

BAEJIN:
sorry i was gonna make avocado toast this morning for breakfast but i forgot the avocado

BAEJIN:
so i went out to get some

BAEJIN:
i didn't know they were THAT dumb to not press the doorbell my sister was home

YOU:
avocado > arts project

BAEJIN:
avocado > everything else

YOU:
why the fu k is aera jumping on my bed

YOU:
but i ain't complaining tho she can jump on my bed anytime

SAUCELIN:
can i?

YOU:
are u aera? i don't think so chingoose

saucelin changed the group name to "CHA-CHINGOOSE"

AERA:
what is your mattress made of???

AERA:
iTs so soft and springy

YOU:
daehwi's hair and springs

MEANHWI:
uM i'm sorry i lose hair ok no need to rub it to my face

MEANHWI:
i get stressed when i see you guys that's why

MEANHWI:
why are we texting when we're literally right in front of each other

YOU:
talking to u thru text message is already a burden ion wanna see your face while i'm at it

PEEHOON:
the new ugli combo set on wendy's menu

SAUCELIN:
that's mean hyung

MEANHWI:
AW U SEE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE GUANLIN

MEANHWI:
WOOJIN CAN SHUT UP

BAEJIN:
can i go get something to eat from the fridge

YOU:
do u really need to ask

YOU:
just don't take my expensive belgium chocolate thin mints

MEANHWI:
he's gone

AERA:
yeah like your brain

MEANHWI:
the slander

SAUCELIN:
can we order pizza again i'm hungry

YOU:
we just had mcdonalds what is your stomach maDe of

SAUCELIN:
um

YOU:
ok don't answer that brb gonna call

AERA:
no pineapples on mine please!

BAEJIN:
shin ah can u turn off despacito god damn it

SHIN AH:
i think u should despashutit before i slam your small head into the freezer

BAEJIN:
why u so pRESSED????

YOU:
okay i ordered 2 bbq and 3 aloha chicken pizzas

AERA:
BUT THERES PINEAPPLES ON THE PIZZA I SAID I DIDNT WANT PINEAPPLE

YOU:
that's the point

AERA:
y r u so mEan

AERA:
you're not daehwi

AERA:
is daehwi taking over yOUR BODY OH MG GOD SOEMOEN CALL THE COPS

SAUCELIN:
IM ON IT

BAEJIN:
NO GUANLIN SHES JOKING

PEEHOON:
meanhwi has a new disciple

PEEHOON:
meanjin

MEANHWI:
can he even reach my level of mean lol

MEANHWI:
hE CANT

MEANHWI:
sucka

YOU:
lmao punk ass bitch you can't even reach my waist and you want to get on MY level ?????? nexT

AERA:
K.O

BAEJIN:
kNock dOWN

MEANHWI:
IM LEAVING

SAUCELIN:
i suddenly love woojin hyung

YOU:
so u don't love me bEfore???

YOU:
i'm betrayed

PEEHOON:
no one likes a guy who wears a pink pyjamas with peaches on top to sleep

AERA:
i do jihoon

AERA:
i do

YOU:
can u hear me scream from the kitchen

AERA:
where can i get them @wooj

AERA:
i needa add it to my exclusive pajamas collection — embarrassing edition

BAEJIN:
why do u even have an embarrassing pyjamas collection

SHIN AH:
you're already an embarrassment yourself

AERA:
i'm sensing aera slander here gotta blast

YOU:
who the fUCK ATE MY BELGIUM CHOCOLATE THIN MINTS

YOU:
i'm gonna stomp u in with my ultraboosts

BAEJIN:
um why do i hear sirens

SAUCELIN:
um because you guys told me to call the cops?