1)
Rhysand: Next time, Feyre, I'll fuck you against the wall.
Feyre: Hard enough to make the pictures fall off.
Rhysand: Show me again what you can do with that wicked mouth.Hard enough to make the pictures fall off. I just lost it 😂😂😂
2)
Yrene: Hello, Hasar.
Hasar: Hey.
Yrene: *sees all the food on Hasar's bed* 0_O
Hasar: I'm too thin. I need a fatter ass for my lover to grip at night.OKAY THIS ONE KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HASAR YOU SAVAGE WOMAN.
I wonder what Renia would say...😂😂😂
3)
Rhysand: Fine. Practice all you want in privacy. Give a shout down the bond if you get anything accomplished before breakfast.
Feyre: What, literally shout at the tattoo?
Rhysand: You could try rubbing it on certain body parts and I might come faster.Okay, Rhys. 😂
4)
"Try not to moan too loudly when you dream about me. I need my beauty rest."
Rhys...no. Just no. 😂😂
5)
I love it how Lysandra and Cassian both said similar things after Feyre and Rhysand/Aelin and Rowan had sex. Lysandra smirked and said "Enjoy your ride?" whereas Cassian said "Hard ride?" In the second case, though, it ended up with violence by a sassy Cassian and a territorial Rhys 😂😂😂
6)
Yrene: Do not think about attempting to lift me off this horse, or carry me, or anything.
Chaol: Anything? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yrene: Yes, anything. It's likely because of anything that you're limping worse than before.
Chaol: Then you'd better heal me, Yrene Towers, because I plan to do a great deal of anything with you tonight.That he's limping worse than before...😂😂😂
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...