shimmie shimmie kokobop

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"omG exo unnies came back!"

"koki,,,," sime go to say, but what the point? koki is a bitch. "it's 'oppars', unnie is for girl"

"ich möchte sterben" he say, but the others dont speak nazi because theyre all jews

"iT'S THE JEWS' FAULt oh hey guys" frankie say

everyone gasp

"nOT THE JEWS"

"tch those jews" that black guy say

i forgot his name

oh well

exp are crackers anyway

"guys shall we ask our company to come back"

"already?"

"ye"

"sure"

________________

"lmao-"

"sure you can come back. full album or mini?"

"full i suppose"

"bUT papi"

"stfu koki"

"okey,,,,"

"okay sure. when?"

"uhhh,,,, august 5th?"

"okay! come by tomoz and we can record lolzor"

"okay and stream akmu's dinosaur"

they close door

but

they manager is streaming wjsn's happy

and the other?

loona's jinsoul's "singing in the rain"

why?

wjsn and loona deserve more.

yes this whole chapter was just to promote my girlies

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"shIMMIE SHIMMIE KOKOBOp" sime whisper to frankie

but frankie asleep

oh noes

he awake now

oh no

dat not good

"frankie"

...

"frankie you cunt"

"hELLO GOVERNOR! WOULD YOU LIKE COME TEA AND CRUMPETS, ELIZA?"

"the you aint british u twat"

"where did that even coem from?"

"cunt is usually a british word"

"o"

"pIP PIP CHEERIO" 

"oh gosh"

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StanPristin
lol exp are trASh monster rookies aka pristin are better!

"guys"

"wha"

"someone say pristine are better than us!"

"lol nibba they right"

"no they're white"

...

he not wrong

how sad

"but pristin are pretty great"

"wait guys, didnt we kick him out"

"idk did you"

"idk did we"

"i think you did"

"eh"

"stan pristin, anyway"

"no"

"why not"

"because"

"understandable, have a great day"

... "stan wjsn and loona lmao"

"wait what"

"sTAN MONSTA X AND WINNER AND IKON AND KNK AN-"

"stfu"

frankie come closer to koki

he blush

frankie whisper into his ear

"shimmie shimmie kokobop"

koki smile

"i tHINK I LIKE IT" he yell

what is the message here?

stan wjsn

and pristin

and loona

and dreamcatcher

and the boy groups but you dont have to do that lol -Alyeo

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