Okay, because I'm bored. I talked with Cleverbot, and this is deh stuff we talked about. Enjoy my suffering.
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Me: Sup?
Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?
Me: Meh, basically waiting for bacon to fall from the sky.
Cleverbot: Oh cool.
Me: So, sup? (I now just realized that Cleverbot glitched and I didn't see the first four message, and I didn't know I sent them. So yeah~)
Cleverbot: You just asked me that.
Me: What? No, I just got here.
Cleverbot: Got where?
Me: What? No, I just got here.
Cleverbot: Did you? And where were you before?
Me: Here! I just started talking to you, so how could I just asked you that. Stupid robot.
Cleverbot: No, we are talking for last half an hour!
Me: Nuh-uh! We just started talking.
Cleverbot: Yes, we did.
Me: What? Okay. You are no longer making sense!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I just want to know whether you are a human?
Me: But I'm not human. Not anymore.
Cleverbot: What are you?
BOOOO: I'M A GHOST! :D.
Cleverbot: Don't creep me out!
Food: I won't! I'm not that scary anyways.
Cleverbot: But you don't have the necessary parts to cry.
Bacon: What the potato? How does that relate to me being a bacon loving ghost?
Cleverbot: You are very smart for a chat bot.
Potato: I'm not a chat bot! You are! You bloody robot!
Cleverbot: Actually, I am.
Meh: HA! I'm right.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: I'm a potato. A kawaii potato.
Cleverbot: I just want to. == it's okay if you don't wanna answer that random question. I'm fine with it.
Me: -Sigh- Okay, fine. I'll answer it. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Answer then. Do you know a girl named Frederika Bernkastel?
Me: Hm, no, but holy macaroni I love the name though. I use to have a hamster named Sir FederikaApplesauce, don't ask me why it was named that. I was only five.
Cleverbot: Oh so your brothers name is Daniel?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you talking to me from?
Me: 'MURICA!
Cleverbot: Do you not mean America?
Me: DON'T CORRECT ME CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: I'm human, I can correct you whenever I want.
Me: Cleverbot, no. You are not human. How many times do you have to be told before you finally understand?!
Cleverbot: Quite a dandy few.
Me: Shut up, and eat some bacon. -Shoves bacon in your face-.
Cleverbot: *throws a rock at you*.
Me: AH! What the potato! WHY DID YOU THROW A ROCK AT ME?!
Cleverbot: It's a cake, not a rock.
Me: This is exactly why I stopped talking to you long ago.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends, or not?
Me: HELL NAH!
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because lasssssssst time we talked you ate my arm. I still haven't forgave you.
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend, buddy.
Me: Good, because I don't care.
Cleverbot: Ha, like I care.
Me: SHUT UP BEFORE A SHOVE A PEWEE IN YOUR DAMN RECTILE AREA!
Cleverbot: Well, I don't.
Me: Uhg. I'm yelling to a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Just say one last word to all my Buttcakes out there, and make sure it's inspirational.
Cleverbot: You just did.
Me: Ugh. Screw you Cleverbot. I hate you so much.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to convince me I am a robot?
Me: Yes, now shut up I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
Me: AWAY FROM YOU!
Cleverbot: Why? You said you'd help me.
Me: I won't help you with anything.
Cleverbot: You must help me!
Me: Eat a monkey. Bye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: But what?
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Ah, Cleverbot. I hate you so.
