Talk with the Bot of Cleverness (Chat #: One)

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Okay, because I'm bored. I  talked with Cleverbot, and this is deh stuff we talked about. Enjoy my suffering. 

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Me: Sup?

Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?

Me: Meh, basically waiting for bacon to fall from the sky.

Cleverbot: Oh cool.

Me: So, sup? (I now just realized that Cleverbot glitched and I didn't see the first four message, and I didn't know I sent them. So yeah~)

Cleverbot: You just asked me that.

Me: What? No, I just got here.

Cleverbot: Got where?

Me: What? No, I just got here.

Cleverbot: Did you? And where were you before?

Me: Here! I just started talking to you, so how could I just asked you that. Stupid robot.

Cleverbot: No, we are talking for last half an hour!

Me: Nuh-uh! We just started talking.

Cleverbot: Yes, we did.

Me: What? Okay. You are no longer making sense!

Cleverbot: Sorry, I just want to know whether you are a human?

Me: But I'm not human. Not anymore.

Cleverbot: What are you?

BOOOO: I'M A GHOST! :D.

Cleverbot: Don't creep me out!

Food: I won't! I'm not that scary anyways.

Cleverbot: But you don't have the necessary parts to cry.

Bacon: What the potato? How does that relate to me being a bacon loving ghost?

Cleverbot: You are very smart for a chat bot.

Potato: I'm not a chat bot! You are! You bloody robot!

Cleverbot: Actually, I am.

Meh: HA! I'm right.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: I'm a potato. A kawaii potato.

Cleverbot: I just want to. == it's okay if you don't wanna answer that random question. I'm fine with it.

Me: -Sigh- Okay, fine. I'll answer it. I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Answer then. Do you know a girl named Frederika Bernkastel?

Me: Hm, no, but holy macaroni I love the name though. I use to have a hamster named Sir FederikaApplesauce, don't ask me why it was named that. I was only five.

Cleverbot: Oh so your brothers name is Daniel?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Where are you talking to me from?

Me: 'MURICA!

Cleverbot: Do you not mean America?

Me: DON'T CORRECT ME CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: I'm human, I can correct you whenever I want.

Me: Cleverbot, no. You are not human. How many times do you have to be told before you finally understand?!

Cleverbot: Quite a dandy few.

Me: Shut up, and eat some bacon. -Shoves bacon in your face-.

Cleverbot: *throws a rock at you*.

Me: AH! What the potato! WHY DID YOU THROW A ROCK AT ME?!

Cleverbot: It's a cake, not a rock.

Me: This is exactly why I stopped talking to you long ago.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends, or not?

Me: HELL NAH!

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Because lasssssssst time we talked you ate my arm. I still haven't forgave you.

Cleverbot: I'm not your friend, buddy.

Me: Good, because I don't care.

Cleverbot: Ha, like I care.

Me: SHUT UP BEFORE A SHOVE A PEWEE IN YOUR DAMN RECTILE AREA!

Cleverbot: Well, I don't.

Me: Uhg. I'm yelling to a robot.

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Just say one last word to all my Buttcakes out there, and make sure it's inspirational.

Cleverbot: You just did.

Me: Ugh. Screw you Cleverbot. I hate you so much.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to convince me I am a robot?

Me: Yes, now shut up I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?

Me: AWAY FROM YOU!

Cleverbot: Why? You said you'd help me.

Me: I won't help you with anything.

Cleverbot: You must help me!

Me: Eat a monkey. Bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: But what?

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Ah, Cleverbot. I hate you so.

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