Orange is the new Bob Duncan

Lunch Time Fun Time

  I was setting up my bunk then Howie asked me to come to lunch with him. "Come on Bob your gonna have to eat the Prison food sometime. "No I would rather stay in my bunk and starve" I said wrapping myself in my blanket being dramatic. "Come on Bob if you stay here sha-nay-nay will come and kidnap you. " Is that a joke?". "No she lives in the ceiling  and nobody knows if she's a prisoner or a janitor. " oh" so I speed my pace and got ready and walked to the cafeteria.