Rap Battle

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Mc versus Y/N
Let the Rap Battle Begin!!!!

Mc-bold
Y/N- normal

This battle's gonna end like every argument does
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub
I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too
It gives me specific directions on how to fuck with you
I know you like to think that you're so macho
But you smell like ballsacks and some nachos
I was fine till you had to come along and wreck it
Can you please shut your face for just ten seconds
You crab at everything but can't decide what you want
I'm hungry
I'm fat
I'm cold
I'm hot
Your calm and complex
But I call you a mess
But guess what you lack
A fucking perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back
When your good your great and it feels like I'm dreaming
Until your junk starts bleeding and become a fucking demon
Don't try to play me like a douche
You better just swallow the truth.
It's not lame that my aim here's to tell you the truth
I'll hit it out the park like my name is Babe Ruth
I'm fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, I'm a treat, like a boss
You're name is Mc
But let me see,
You can't even rap
So Go sit on Rebel's lap
And cry yourself to sleep
I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips
I was just thinking, did I give up my time for this?
Woman, I just don't know what your problem is
All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!

Who won!!!!???

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