*GASP* THALIA x APOLLO!!!!

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Hmph.
I quote:
"Apollo's hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."
Unquote.
NO.
THALIA, YOU ARE MINE.
Thalia: Whaaaaaaaa?!
Maybe not.
IT GETS WORSE.
I need to tell Mom Apollo proposed to Thalia.
I recorded it again. FROM MY MOM'S POV.
YAYA, BAYBA!
um.
Video starts...
Agnes: Hey Mom!
Artemis: Yes?
Agnes: Mom don't freak, okay?
Artemis: Yes...?
Agnes: Apollo proposed to Thalia Grace.
Thalia: DON'T USE MY LAST NAME!
Agnes: 'Kay.
Artemis: *runs to Apollo* APOLLO I WILL STRANGLE YOU!!!!
Apollo: What did I do?!
Artemis: *strangles him and pushed him into the throne room, where everyone is, naked*
All the gods and goddesses: *gasps*
Apollo: ARTEMIS DID THAT!
Artemis: He just woke up. *slips away*
SHIP. DUH. wait no. SINK IT LIKE TITANIC!!!!!
My heart will go on and on!!!!!!

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