Middle school-The worst years of my LIFE

Assembly/Troublemaker

Principle " Our first candidate,Richard Rich "
Leo " Ugh not Richard rich he is the richest kid In School legend says it he have had over 30 girlfriends! "
Rafe " Really! He had more girlfriends than Lilly has have pets and she has have a lot of pets "
Leo " What?? How many does she have?? "
Rafe " 23 and 24 if you count her pet spider! Luckily I don't share a room with her but unfortunately Jake and Georgie the pain does "
Leo " Wow,Do you share a room? "
Rafe " Uh no I did when my brother,Jacob was alive us two was unseperateable "
Leo " I am sorry Did Lilly,Jake and Georgie get to be with Jacob for a bit "
Rafe " I got to be with him for ages,Georgie got 4 years with him,Jake got 1 year and Lilly got 1 day "
Leo " Geez that's tough,Does Lilly know about Jacob? "
Rafe " Yeah Me and Georgie told her on her 3rd birthday 10 days ago,From then she starts crying at 3:00 every morning and if it doesn't stop then I will go crazy "
Leo " Poor thing "
* starts drawing in his note book,Lilly as a zoo keeper,Jake as a sports coach,Georgia as a Model,Jacob as a rock climber and Principle as a zombie *
Lucy " this is totes adorbs "
Vice principle " Lucy! Hand me the book on whatever you are worth "
* Lucy gives him the book *
Vice principle " Good choise right Rafe Krafaen my office NOW "
Leo " Your dead "
Lucy " RIP Kafe "
In the office..
Principle " I do not tolerate Offensive drawing of teachers in this school Read number 22: "
Rafe " All offensive drawings in this school will be converscated And BURNED "
Principle " A good reader now hand it over "
Rafe " Please Sir all my life's work is in there "
Principle " Rafe you will do as I say "
* hands him the book *
Rafe " Please I worked so hard on all these drawings "
Principle " Maybe you should work harder on your school work,I will now call you mom to pick you up * throws book in acid * "
Rafe " Nooo * starts crying * "
Mom " Rafe what did you do?? "
Lilly " He was being naughty Mommy "
Principle " Wow your child is more smarter than Rafe How old is she?"
Mom " 3 "
Principle " She is very clever,Rafe get out of my office "
In the car...
Mom " Rafe did you get expelled? "
Rafe " No.. I don't wanna talk about it "
Lilly " Mom can I watch Good Luck Charlie on your phone "
Mom " Sure Lilly You have to watch Tv for a bit I need to do work "
Lilly " Ok Mommy "
Mom " Rafe tell me what happened "
Rafe " No..I don't want to talk about it "
Lilly " Rafe? "
Rafe " What? "
Lilly " I love you "
Rafe " Aww I love you too * hugs her than pulls away * What have you been doing today? "
Mom " Playing in mud the most clever thing ever "
At home
Mom " Lilly,LILLY COME HERE "
Lilly " Yea Mom "!
Mom " Leave Rafe alone he has had a long half day "
Lilly " But I love him he is my brother "
Mom " Watch something on Tv "
Lilly " Ok MOM * falls asleep * "
Rafe" Mom Lilly is dead "
Mom " No she is not she is sleeping * puts blanket around her and puts her on couch * "
Georgie " YES FREEDOM I hate my 5th grade teacher "
Jake " Yes* shouts so loud * time for movies "
Rafe " Shhh Lilly is sleeping "
Georgia " Aww why "!
Rafe " I don't know I am not a mind reader "
Georgia " you are so dumb "
Rafe " No I am not "
Georgia " Yea you are "
Rafe " No I am not "
Georgia " Yes you are "
Rafe " NO I AM NOT * shouts really loud * "
Lilly " Ugh * shakes about * "
Jake " You should be more quieter "
Rafe " 🙄 "