Ask renzo pt 1

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Me: Hey guys, I am the writer of Wolfram, a story about a b-

Renzo: Do we really have to tell them the whole plot again! They already know.

Me: *pouts* rude and disrespectful.

Christa: somebody's been watching Joey graceffa XD

Me: can I talk for a moment? Anyways, since the story Wolfram is almost finished, id like to be called Sophie for those who have been reading this book the whole way.

Renzo: can we just get to the questions already?

Me: Hold up! We still haven't asked how was the last chapter?

Renzo: bad.

Me: xc why!?

Renzo: First of all, I'm getting tortured, Sophie. Tortured!"

Me: woah, call down. You'll be pretty impress on how you'll improve in the next chap on Tuesday.

Christa: Oh yeah! The part where Renzo talks to-

Me and Renzo: Shut up!

Me: *rolls eyes* nobody doesn't like spoilers, Christa.

??: Actually, i'd like to hear.

Me: who are you?

The shadow figure showed their presence.

Renzo: Annie!?

Me: I thought you were at the purgatory?

Annie: I got bored... so I came here.

Me: for what?

Annie: oh you know...

She approached closely.

She suddenly smiled.

"I just came here to give a little presentation tom the readers."

Christa: Is it someone's birthday?

Renzo and me: -.- are you being ironic?

Annie: No, Christa. It's a little presentation on how to rip a BARBIE's head off.

Renzo and me: AWWW!!!

We pushed Annie away from Christa.

Renzo: Annie, stop this now!"

Me: Yeah you heard him, I'm the writer here, and I didn't ask you to go kill Christa!

Annie stopped and dropped the blade on the floor.

Annie: -.- fine, have it your way *crosses arms*

Me: and now to the questions

Renzo: Finally, hell yeah!

I took a piece of a paper out of the glass bowl, and unfolded the paper

Me: This is from Insanty3, how come your so awesome?

Renzo: *blushes* Well I was born this way.

Me: *puts lady gags music*

5 minutes later

Me: after all that dancing, let's continue. Who would you pick? Christa and Annie?

Renzo: well.. *gulps nervously*

Christa: * stares at him cheerfully*

Annie: *stares at him with a deadly glare*

Renzo: I-I uhh..

Me: spill the jizz, Wolfram!! We're waiting~

Renzo: Annie! I'm sorry Christa.

Christa: Don't be, the fans want they want.

Renzo goes up to Annie

*helds hands*

Audience: Aww~

Me: it's so beautiful ;-; I'm gonna cry.

Christa: *gives tissue* blow

Renzo: Why are you awwing us? You know I would only choose Annie IF she wasn't the female Titan, right?

Everyone stood quiet.

Me: B-but, B-but what if she told you.

Renzo: Then, I'll choose no one. If Annie wasn't the female, the I would date her, but if she told me and Christa never cheered me up, the I'd choose neither.

Annie: S-so then...

Audience: BOO BITCH!!

Christa: Man, Who invited Jessie pink man here?

Me: nobody doesn't want to hear Breaking bad jokes, Christa! So, Renzo, if you really had to choose between the both of them. Who?

Renzo: I already told y-

Me: No! We want the truth! Don't give us what if answers.

Renzo: Fine then! the answer is..

We'll be right back tomorrow XD

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