The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

Dan and Phil A-Z

Dan

A- Awkward

B- Bed

C- Cool Shoes

D- Dick

E- Phil

F- Food

G- Gaydar

H- Homosexuality

I- Internet

J- Phil

K- Kanye

L- Love and eternal lust for Phil's erect member

M- More dick

N- Not Cat

O- Phil

P- poop.

Q- Queen Elizabeth (cos patrioty y not)

R- Phil

S- Sleeping Phil

T- Topless Phil

U- Underpantless Phil

V- Vagiana?? ew.

W- WANKING

X- x's at the end of texts to PHIL

Y- Phil

Z- Zips in unconventional places

heyo btw im not dead, only this book is lol