it was tomaro. i have skool now. i have to see Kanye today. Kanye hates me now. great. it's gonna be the best day ever. (that was sarcasm btw)
i go to math class. my first class of skool. i haven't seen kanye yet. i hate math. i won't see kanye until my third class. chorus. my fav class. i sit in math for a long time. i don't do my math because i'm cool like that. i do a little bit of thinking. i thinked about Kanye. i miss him. i miss his beautiful face and dark browny eyes. i shook my head "nO! stop!" i realised i was thinking out loud... oops. everyone looked at me. people laughed. i was like so embarrassed so i ran to the bathroom crying.
i ran in the empty hall with my hands on my face. "ooOof! sorry..." i bumped into a hard object and kept running. i didn't even look st it. i got to the bathroom and sat in the floor. i cried harder. i missed kanye. i wish he didn't hate me....
"Shrek? Shrek!" someone ran in the bathroom and my heart stopped. i knew that voice. i looked up through tear filled eyes. KANYE!! HE WAS HERE!!!
"what's wrong Shrek!?" he looked so sad and so confused and so nice and so hot. he breathed hard like he ran a marathon. "Do you hate me Kanye??" i asked him. i felt better because he looked sad. maybe he didn't hate me.
"what? no way. that crazy talk, bro," he smiled his big teeth at me. "oh good! i'm okay now! thanks Kanye!" my onion tears dried up and my drippy nose dripped back up. i standed up. Kanye grabbed my hand. "Shrek... i-i wanna say sorry for how i treated you st your party. that was so uncool... i'm sorry." i smiled. "it's okay Kanye. i thought you hated me but now i know you don't. so i'm better."
"okay that's good. i'm glad you're okay now." kanye held my hand all the way out of the bathroom.
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shrek's birthday surprise
Fanfictionshrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
