go away, phil ➙ phan

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"well, i was at a friend's house earlier, and—"

his mother abruptly turned to the boy. "daniel james howell, what gang have you joined that you're not telling me about? you don't have friends, so there's no use pretending."

"but i actually have a friend!"

"oh, and what's this friend's name?"

"it's phil, mum."