Cheesy Pickup line they tell you

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Harry: If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Ron: Do you like sailing? Because I'd ship you and me together.

Draco: We are like cocoa and marshmallows; You're hot and I want to be on top of you.

Fred: Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

George: Do you live in a Corn Field? Because I'm stalking you.

Neville: Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

Seamus: You must be a keyboard. Because you just my type.

Oliver: Lets play a game. Winner dates loser.

Cedric: If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Charlie: I'm not a photographer... but I could picture us together.

Bill: You know what's beautiful. Look at the first word again.

Marauder Era 

James: Your like a sharpie... Super fine.

Sirius: Can I get a picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

Remus: Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless.



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