🌋My First Time Roasting🌋

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So this happened like 2 days ago. My friend bring her sister over and we then had a burping contest( yes we do those at my home😂👌). We were laughing, burping, and shit but noooo, her sis (Alice) had to ruin the fucking thing: Here what happened.

*me and Pepper were seeing who could burp the longest*

*started to laugh*

Alice: I didn't know nasty people like you were allowed in the house.

I turned my neck at her so fast my friend jumped at the sound of my neck cracking

*I walk up on her and say*

Me: Well I didn't know dick sucking cheap ass whores were allowed in my house either, but yet here we are.

Dead silence and I was trying really hard to hold back my victory smirk and as for Pepper she was dying from laughter.

Pepper's sister got so mad she walked back home

It was a good day to be alive😂😂😂
And that was my first time I roasted someone

Stay tune for more
Once I feel like it😒👌

Goodbye me InsanaCorn FAM

PEACR✌✌✌

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 10, 2017 ⏰

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