arminvanbuuren: guys.. i'm screaming
arminvanbuuren: i have failed as a parent
zedd: WHAT HAPPENED
martingarrix: HOLY FUCK WHAT
hardwell: ARMIN
tiesto: WHAT'S GOING ON
dillonfrancis: YOU'RE SPLITTING WITH YOUR WIFE??
hardwell: DILLON DON'T JINX IT
arminvanbuuren: no guys erika and i are okay but
arminvanbuuren: oh my god i am shaken
afrojack: FAM SPILL
davidguetta: TELL US
arminvanbuuren: okay fine
arminvanbuuren: so i was in the studio recording my vlog for youtube and remy walked in
arminvanbuuren: he was holding some shiny packet and he asked me if he could 'eat the candy'
arminvanbuuren: and then he shoved it in my face but
martingarrix: IT'S RAT POISON
zedd: are you shading me
martingarrix: did you just admit you're a rat
arminvanbuuren: no martijn
arminvanbuuren: i was about to say yes and help him open it and turns out the packet was
dillonfrancis: CHICKEN SEASONING
davidguetta: I'M HOLLERING DILLON WHAT
arminvanbuuren: wait no
arminvanbuuren: really i was about to rip it open until i realised
arminvanbuuren: "trojan"
hardwell: OH MY GODDDD
martingarrix: WHAT THE FUCK
zedd: I'M YELLING AT MY GUACAMOLE
davidguetta: DUDE
dillonfrancis: I CAN'T ANYMORE
tiesto: I'M SCREAMING
afrojack: (attached video) WHAT THE HELLLL
martingarrix: zara larsson is queen
arminvanbuuren: really guys i almost dropped my gopro ahh
arminvanbuuren: HOW DID HE FIND THEM IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER
afrojack: what did you tell him??
arminvanbuuren: i told him no but he looked at me with his big sad eyes and went 'whyyyy' AND NOW IDEK WHAT TO DO
tiesto: TEACH HIM
tiesto: it's about time he gets the talk
arminvanbuuren: but he's four???
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Fanfictiona sitcom starring the world's top class edm djs, just that it happens online. DISCLAIMER: personalities of figures mentioned in this fanfic are not accurate representations of their personalities in real life.
