Tell the Iris kids that we hate skittles

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Travis: we love skittles though

Conner: during pride month I throw them at homophobes and scream at them to taste the rainbow 

Travis: he them gets beat up which is quite funny 

Conner: anyway

Travis: prepare my funeral

Conner: and mine 

Travis: you can just have a hole in the ground 

Conner: that's what a grave is...


Travis: hey um ALL YOU IRIS KIDS OPEN UP

Butch: what the hell do you want 

Conner: we hate skittles 

Butch: eh 

Butch: I don't give a shit

Conner: well that was fun 

-a bunch of iris girl open the door-

Iris kids: WHAT

Travis: WHAT WHAT

Iris kids: YOU HATE SKITTLES WE WILL KILL YOU

-Iris kids chase Conner and Travis-

Conner: GUYS YOU DIDNT SHUT THE GODDAM DOOR

Travis: I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU 


1 week later 

Conner: MY HAIR IS A RAINBOW AFRO

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