(a lil fontcest from author chan! Shhh my sis doesnt know)
Sans: man...such a long day...paps im home!
*Looks in paps room and sees he isnt home*
*Gets undressed in his boxers and slides in the kitchen*
Sans:take those old records off the shelf!!
Paps: SANS?!
*sans screams as papy blushes bright orange*
