FUN, MAD, AND JUST PLAIN SILLY Poetry

THE TAX AGENT ( F..S.... A Little Fun but still silly)

I forgot my tax number

And boy was she mad

I forgot my tax number

I'm supposed to be sad

But, Who can remember

A BSB, swift code

C'ept an accountant

In calculate mode

Yep its tax time again

And what do you know

They changed the whole tax law

So where do you go?

Why! To an accountant

That's what I was told

Yes to an accountant

In calculate mode

But don't go on Monday

Cause they've had bad weekends

And Tuesdays not worth it

Still not recovered by them

So round comes the Wednesday

But that long lunch time day

So better a Thursday

OH! There busy that day?

So perhaps it should be Friday

To have my tax done

Or maybe next weekend

Or maybe next month

However you make it

I've one thing to say

Can't forget those  Numbers

Cause without them you see

You'll not get your tax check

It'll be coming to me!

SIGNED :THE TAX AGENT

AND NOW A LITTLE SONG  CALLED THE BSB BLUES

I've got the BSB blues

Which one should I choose

My accountant is snoozing

I've got the BSB blues

Chorus:   Well

I've got the BSB blues

And she's waiting on line

For my BSB number

To make that taxing check mine

She says If I don't tell her

All the money I get

Will go into her bank

Making her richer instead

Chorus

And the tax check is bulging

With my overpaid tax

I can wait for the payment

To I can sit back, relax

Chorus: But

I've got the BSB blues

Which one should I choose

My accountant is snoozing

I've got the BSB blues

I've forgot to remember

Which number was mine

Now I sit in a quandary

Cause the tax checks not mine

Chorus

So remember your numbers

Remember the rhyme

For without the strange numbers

There be no tax check divine

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Note: BSB is the swift code for bank details in Australia..